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larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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"If you leave a child or grandchild, you live forever."

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Yitta Schwartz

Note: When she was nifter at the age of 93 in 2010, she had approximately 2,000 living descendants. 

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Shopping with American Yeshive bucherim

bennistar:

Overheard the following in the past few weeks:

Litvish American Bucher: “Kama Mamon Zeh?”
Guy in grocery store: “asara zuz!”

Somewhere else:

LAB #2: “Ad mosai atoh poseiyach?”
Storekeeper: “Ad mosai? Ken… *lifts up hands and looks up to the skies ceiling* “Abbaleee! Ad mosaaaiiii?!”
Me: *bursts out laughing* “Rak b’Eretz Yisruel”.

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Mazal tov to the all-grown-up baby! Time passed, too fast

when people ask me if Jews are allowed to drink alcohol

frumgirlprobs:

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"If you’re lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are mad young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places."

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Ezra Koenig (via poisoned-honey)

needed this today

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pleatedjeans:

Photographer Perfectly Places iPhone Photos (28 Pics)

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proisrael:

Amsterdam Stands With Israel

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"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

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Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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(Source: quotethat, via theorthodoxjukebox)

"Jude, Jude, feiges Schwein, komm heraus und kämpf allein."

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Jew, Jew, cowardly swine, come out here and fight alone.

Awesome job, Germany.

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